Score: 0

"Didn't Load"

submission: Pervert Adventure

date: March 25, 2008

Just a loading screen.

Score: 3

"Flawed and nothing too new."

submission: Spida' Defence

date: March 23, 2008

Well, it's definitely a lot better than a lot of other crap that gets submitted, but this game is flawed and definitely needs to be improved before it can be submitted to the portal.

Firstly, the game isn't fun. It's a defense game, and defense games have been made hundreds of times before. If you make a defense game, you're going to need some new mechanic or something to make it stand out.

Next, in the controls menu, you can't see all of it. Took me a while to work out w was shoot.

The "people being ammo" mechanic was an interesting one, but not really worth it.

The play again button didn't work.

Test your game before submitting it. Work harder on this and maybe it could be something useful.

Score: 4

"Not entirely crap, but still not good."

submission: the arena battle: n vs s

date: July 21, 2007

It just doesn't cut it for me. The main issue is the absolutely horrible grammar. It really was a horrible sight to see

Graphics were meh, since they're just ripped sprites. It was nice that you had a moving opening, but it was just some trees.

Sound was also good, but quite repetitive.

Battle, which is what this movie is about, was good at first but then became repetitive and boring, and although the 'choose winner' was a nice touch, really, it would have been better to see who wins.

Score: 7

"Fun and imaginative"

submission: The Stranger Forest

date: June 28, 2007

Fun and imaginative, and a good idea but at times a bit nonsensical, but I felt I got the gist of it.

Only issue was that it didn't completely hold my attention for the whole thing, and I was thinking about other matters while watching it; but maybe the surrealist nature of this makes that a good thing.

Whatever, good work, and I hope to see more from you in the future!

Score: 4

"Where's the 'I walk through the country!'"

submission: Sad Glass Toaster

date: April 21, 2007

I love the song, but this needed a lot of work.

1. Lip synch: Absolutely terrible.
2. Artwork: Good, but not great.
3. Missing the last lyrics: Evil thing to do.

Score: 8

"Hmm."

submission: On Your Mark pt.1

date: April 6, 2007

It honestly wasn't that funny. In fact, the annoying sound effects detracted from the movie.

The graphics were great, but sometimes the quality went really low for no reason (like still parts).

I like the concept though. I just hate how these movies are down it parts, it would be a lot better if all in one go... then again, the file size would be huge.

Can't have everything. Keep up the good work!

Score: 3

"Tetris is old"

submission: (LLL) tetris

date: April 6, 2007

1. We've all played Tetris before
2. But I wouldn't mind playing it again if you added a fun twist!
3. But you didn't.
4. In fact, this was a downgrade. No colour, annoying banner in the middle, flawed gameplay.

Score: 4

"I don't understand"

submission: Betrayal

date: April 6, 2007

Interesting, okay animation, but I honestly just don't get it.
Did the man betray the teddy bear by throwing him out? Help me out here.

Score: 8

"Gameplay was fun, just a few minor issues:"

submission: Braden's Kitchen (Game)

date: April 5, 2007

1. Would have liked an ending after level 40. Just something simple like 'hey, your hot dog is ready'! I understand that noone can get up to it, but it would just be fun.

2. Should have a replay button rather than telling me to relaunch the game.

3. More than one track of the music would be nice, as I felt myself killing flies in time with the music XD. Guitar Hero has gotten to my brain!

Score: 10

"I'm sure we ALL hate them"

submission: Say Something!

date: April 5, 2007

Awesome. Good thing I don't see them any more due to my trusty Firefox extension 'AdBlock'.